Jokes of the day

UNILAG Announce 1st Semester 2016/17 Exam Commencement Date

University of Lagos UNILAG 1st Semester Exam Date. The management of the University of Lagos wishes to inform all her students that the commencement date for the First Semester 2016/2017 Academic Session examination is on Monday, April 3rd, 2017. The University Management has also approved Monday, March 27th to Friday, March 31st, 2017 as a revision week. This is aimed at ...

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JAMB Registration Form 2017 – See Closing Date, Registration Procedure

Jamb form for 2017 UTME is now out. The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) invites applications from suitably qualified candidates for admission into Nigeria Tertiary Institutions through the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) for the 2017/2018 Academic Session. 1.0 Registration Period: 1.1  The period of sale /registration for UTME is from Monday 20th March to Wednesday 19th April 2017 while registration closes on Saturday 22nd April ...

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Uche Maduagwu Defends Oge Okoye As Against The Stolen Puppies

Uche Maduagwu, a nollywood actor take to his IG page to defend Oke Okoye (A nollywood actress) as against the stolen puppies, she munched from @kenyamooredaily claiming her new puppies just arrived (Rob & Rosy) He wrote “Let me set the record straight here, just got off phone with her now, it was a mix up, this legend here is ...

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The Man and His Son Part 2

A man was crying and someone asked him why he was crying. And he said I have only one son, I have done all my possible best to educate him so that he will be a great person and by God’s grace he has been able to acquire all certificates including: 🌺 J.C.E 🌺 M.S.C.E 🌺 Bachelor’s 🌺 MSc 🌺 Phd BUT Unfortunately he fell ...

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The Fulani Man and His Money

On Friday at UBA bank,  Bauchi, in Bauchi state, a Fulani man goes to the ATM and withdraws all his money. Then goes inside the same bank and deposit the same money he withdrew telling the bank officer that, my money is not safe outside in the ATM…people are just withdrawing anyhow and they may end up withdrawing my money. ...

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[Joke] A Black Man and White Man were Seated on Plane

A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the white man “please watch over my bananas, while am gone”. He went, came back and found out that the bananas were all ...

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The Old Man And his Son

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: “Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can’t plant ...

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